The Pagninowicz Wedding: the answers to everything you always wanted to know and never dared to ask.

The Pagninowicz Wedding: the answers to everything you always wanted to know and never dared to ask.

By Principessa Hitchcok Pizzigottera Aslurp De Sanduc - APRIL 2018

What should I bring? A bottle ? A present?
1 - Who's getting Married ?
Giulia Pagnini alias The GiuliaPagnini / Queen B(udget) / MammaBear, multitasking and fantastic, Jedi master of punctuality, black belt in the art of composing songs with all the objects of everyday life. Gerald Holubowicz alias The Gégé / The Polak / Brainy Smurf, a superb Franco-Italian-Polish mix, the great vizier of the Dads Jokes, European champion of the world's longest answer to the question "how are you?".
2 - When is it by the way?
days
hours
minutes
seconds
All this will take place on Saturday, August 4, 2018. If there are no major obstacles, the syncretic-apocryphal celebration should begin around 19:00. At the end of this romantic and friendly moment, the newlyweds will officially declare the Pop Country Chic Pagninowicz Dance open. Eat, drink and dance until the last of the Mohicans crawls into the geraniums! 
3 - Where is this party happening ?
Villa Castelletti. At da heart of Tuscany, da house was build som'here round 1400, dunna fugetaboutit. Da lady's standin' in the middle of a f...ing nation park. Lemme tell ya, ya surely won't regret the trip, you feel me ? 
4 - Is it far from Florence ?



If you have the wind in your sails, the villa is 15-20 minutes from Florence and Prato. How to get there? Nothing could be easier!

By car: Take the highway, direction  Pise, Livourne, and get out at "Lastra a Signa". Cross "Lastra a Signa" and follow the directions to SIGNA (it takes about 5 minutes to get there.). Check the directions.

By train: Take the train at the Firenze S. M. Novella station to Signa. The trip takes around 5 to 10 minutes maximum and costs somewhere around 2€60. Check the schedule.

By plane: the closest airports are in Florence and Pise. Pick the one you want.
5 - Ok cool, but where do we sleep ?
He who sleeps forgets his hunger. Let us be clear, we doubt you'll be hungry, but if you're tired, you can book a room pretty close! In the vicinity, you have only the embarrassment of the choice. If you want to opt in for an easy solution "post prosecco" and "hysterical dances", next to Villa Castelletti, you will find the Hotel Il Borgo Castelletti (10 minutes of descent and you are there). Let the them know you come to Giulia and Gerald's wedding and a special price will be offered to you.
Book Now !
If the hotel is full or if you want something different, there are billions and billions and billions and billions other options near Signa.
Check the list here !
6 - Is it streamed on the intertubes ?

Everything will be streamed peer-to-peer on the Darknet. But if you're not sure if you can access your ftp or if you don't have a VPN, it's best to come to Signa.

7 - What is the Dress code ?
As has been said, the evening is a Country Chic Pop Dance. What could be better than a straw hat on the head, a blade of grass between the lips and a flower dress worn to enjoy the breeze of the Tuscan hills and their imperious green? If you need ideas, here are some examples. Of course there is no obligation and there is absolute tolerance for all styles and tastes!
8 - Will Trump be there or not ?
So sorry guys, the Donald will certainly be busy tweeting whatever nonsens he has in his head!
Keep it cool, we are among us! All the people you know (or almost know) will be there. Perhaps you will hear languages you don't know but, who cares, right ? There is only one language that counts, the language of Love!
9 - What if I'm late ?
"Oh! fuck, fuck!"
– Hugh Grant
10 - You sure this is gonna be fun ?
What?!? What do I hear??? Of course we're gonna have fun! Just to watch Gerald's famous "hands in the air and legs where they want" steps and Giulia's post-fall rolls on a flat surface, it's worth it!

And if you have kids, a babysitter will be on hand to give you a few minutes of respite!
11 - Bloody hell, your site is nuts !
Yeah that's cool, right ? This website is a very personal homage to the New York Times super piece about the most Royal, chic and famous, wedding of this year... after ours of course.   

Take a look at it here if you're curious to see what the real site look like. 
1 - Who's getting Married ?
Giulia Pagnini alias The GiuliaPagnini / Queen B(udget) / MammaBear, multitasking and fantastic, Jedi master of punctuality, black belt in the art of composing songs with all the objects of everyday life. Gerald Holubowicz alias The Gégé / The Polak / Brainy Smurf, a superb Franco-Italian-Polish mix, the great vizier of the Dads Jokes, European champion of the world's longest answer to the question "how are you?".
2 - When is it by the way?
days
hours
minutes
seconds
All this will take place on Saturday, August 4, 2018. If there are no major obstacles, the syncretic-apocryphal celebration should begin around 19:00. At the end of this romantic and friendly moment, the newlyweds will officially declare the Pop Country Chic Pagninowicz Dance open. Eat, drink and dance until the last of the Mohicans crawls into the geraniums! 
3 - Where is this party happening ?
Villa Castelletti. At da heart of Tuscany, da house was build som'here round 1400, dunna fugetaboutit. Da lady's standin' in the middle of a f...ing nation park. Lemme tell ya, ya surely won't regret the trip, you feel me ? 
4 - Is it far from Florence ?



If you have the wind in your sails, the villa is 15-20 minutes from Florence and Prato. How to get there? Nothing could be easier!

By car: Take the highway, direction  Pise, Livourne, and get out at "Lastra a Signa". Cross "Lastra a Signa" and follow the directions to SIGNA (it takes about 5 minutes to get there.). Check the directions.

By train: Take the train at the Firenze S. M. Novella station to Signa. The trip takes around 5 to 10 minutes maximum and costs somewhere around 2€60. Check the schedule.

By plane: the closest airports are in Florence and Pise. Pick the one you want.
5 - Ok cool, but where do we sleep ?
He who sleeps forgets his hunger. Let us be clear, we doubt you'll be hungry, but if you're tired, you can book a room pretty close! In the vicinity, you have only the embarrassment of the choice. If you want to opt in for an easy solution "post prosecco" and "hysterical dances", next to Villa Castelletti, you will find the Hotel Il Borgo Castelletti (10 minutes of descent and you are there). Let the them know you come to Giulia and Gerald's wedding and a special price will be offered to you.
Book Now !
If the hotel is full or if you want something different, there are billions and billions and billions and billions other options near Signa.
Check the list here !
6 - Is it streamed on the intertubes ?

Everything will be streamed peer-to-peer on the Darknet. But if you're not sure if you can access your ftp or if you don't have a VPN, it's best to come to Signa.

7 - What is the Dress code ?
As has been said, the evening is a Country Chic Pop Dance. What could be better than a straw hat on the head, a blade of grass between the lips and a flower dress worn to enjoy the breeze of the Tuscan hills and their imperious green? If you need ideas, here are some examples. Of course there is no obligation and there is absolute tolerance for all styles and tastes!
8 - Will Trump be there or not ?
So sorry guys, the Donald will certainly be busy tweeting whatever nonsens he has in his head!
Keep it cool, we are among us! All the people you know (or almost know) will be there. Perhaps you will hear languages you don't know but, who cares, right ? There is only one language that counts, the language of Love!
9 - What if I'm late ?
"Oh! fuck, fuck!"
– Hugh Grant
10 - You sure this is gonna be fun ?
What?!? What do I hear??? Of course we're gonna have fun! Just to watch Gerald's famous "hands in the air and legs where they want" steps and Giulia's post-fall rolls on a flat surface, it's worth it!
And if you have kids, a babysitter will be on hand to give you a few minutes of respite!
11 - Bloody hell, your site is nuts !
Yeah that's cool, right ? This website is a very personal homage to the New York Times super piece about the most Royal, chic and famous, wedding of this year... after ours of course.   

Take a look at it here if you're curious to see what the real site look like. 

Still have any question ? Let us know !